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I am so old I remember........

When McDonald's sold ketchup in Dunk Cups for a nickel.
When there were just two leagues -- no divisions, conferences, whatever -- in baseball and football and the top team in each played the other for the championship.
When people used their turn signals.
When you had curb feelers to help with parking.
Broadie Knobs!
 
There was a Lady Barber in Kingsport..I remember her..She was a BIG gal, 6' tall, & looked like she could make bowties outta iron bars.. Can't remember the last time a Guy cut my hair..Been using this one gal the last 10-15 years..Her daddy was a mechanic at the plant I worked at, always liked him, & she's always given me a good haircut..
 
I remember when the Highway Patrol used smudgepots at night to close off lanes of highways to route traffic around accidents. I remember, too, that it was almost a given that if you saw those, there was somebody dead, because almost no car had seatbelts then and the bodies were always a couple of hundred feet from the crunched cars.
 
I remember when they would deliver potato chips to your door.

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Civil defense drills.

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And having to go inside when they sprayed for mosquitoes.

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When The Flintstones was a weekly Friday night prime-time TV show. And the The Jetsons were prime-time Sunday nights.

When seat belts in cars were not mandated, they were only an upgrade package option, and only 2-point even then.

When folks had party lines (and not the white powdery kind)
 
S.S.Kresge, remote controls that really did click, chloride on the dirt roads, getting the fluoride treatment at school, cardboard bricks in kindergarten, when all the kids had kites, Oopsy the Clown, Kimba, radio static during a thunderstorm, whacking the side of the tv to "fix" it, playing cards in the spokes, records on cereal boxes, power rear window on the '64 Mercury, Wacky Packs, cane poles.
 
No cable TV. Everyone had an antenna on the roof.

Some cars still had starter buttons on the floorboard.

People knew what a dimmer switch was, how to use it, and it was also on the floorboard.

Steering wheels didn't lock.

Power brakes and power steering were for women. Automatics were too, to some extent.

If you didn't serve in the military, it was because something was wrong with you medically.

High school graduates could read.

You could drink tap water. Or well water.

There wasn't a question of if the Soviets would drop the 'Big One', the only question was when they would do it.

Duck and Cover.

Kids cartoons were actually funny.

Men dressed in women's clothing were comedians.

Everybody knew how to change their own oil and did it.

Everybody knew how to fix a hole in a bicycle innertube.

Some guys put salt in their beer.

All bars had peanuts, and the TV, if there was one, was tuned to football or boxing.

Everybody smoked, and pretty much everywhere except grocery stores and churches.

Beer cans were steel and rusted. You opened them with a can opener (church key).

Men belonged to lodges of various sorts.

Parents participated in their children's education by showing up to parent-teacher nights and insisting that the kids did their homework and got decent grades; or at least bothered to show up.

Jeans were called dungarees and you wore them after school, not to school. You wore a pair of slacks, a dress shirt, and dress shoes to school.

You could drink from a stream.

Bowling was a once-a-week activity.

Everyone had an old oil lamp or candles for when the power went out, which it did, often.

Lap belts on cars, no shoulder belts, and no laws requiring people to wear them anyway.

Spare tires were actual inflated tires and jacks were actually capable of jacking up the car.

"Whip Inflation Now" buttons.

JFK's assassination. Cuban Missile Crisis. Bay of Pigs. Marilyn Monroe.

Count Dante offering to teach the Deadly Martial Arts along with Charles Atlas offering to pump you up in the backs of comic books. X-ray specs. Surplus jeeps.

Boy's Life magazine. Grit. Field and Stream. Barber shops that were not hair salons. Straight razors on the back of your neck after a haircut.

Barbasol. Safety razors. Em-nue. Brasso. Spit-shining boots. Starching camouflage utility uniforms. Hai Karate aftershave. Old Spice (only one scent, the only kind they made).

Lucky Strikes, L&M, Belair, Chesterfields, Phillip Morris, Bensen and Hedges and Doral all ran TV commercials. I'd rather fight than switch. Come to Marlboro Country. I'd walk a mile for a Camel. Paging Phillip MORRIS!

No such thing as a PC, no internet, no VCR, no recorded video of any kind. Only rich kids had color television. No remote control; unless you had kids, then they were your remote control.

Wall-to-wall carpet was a new thing. Aluminum siding was seen as a miracle.

Cameras used film; video was 8mm or Super-8. Drugstores sold drugs, supermarkets sold food. Western Auto and Ben Franklin were around. No such thing as a 'convenience store'.

Gas stations gave premiums and sold toys for the kids, so dads who traveled for a living could 'bring something home for them' by stopping for gas on the way.

You could take a train most places. Buses were not considered a low-rent way to travel, just how it was done. Many planes still had propellers and you walked all the way out to the jetway with your departing family member; no security, no ID, nothing.

You could take a pocket knife on a plane with you. In fact, a man without a pocket knife on him at all times was probably a commie.
 
We now sign off the air after our broadcast day with the National Anthem

There used to be a time when you could use the words "Ballcock" and "Manhole" and people KNEW you were a plumber

I remember all the fumes from naturally aspirated cars and leaded gas with benzine. The air is a lot better after that Indian guy cried on TV

LMAO on the crying Indian guy
 
You could have a Rifle in yr car at school & most of the teachers wished they had one as nice as yours'..Having a Gun at school was cause for a Demonstration of how to take it apart & clean it..
 
A .45 going Full-Auto was a source of concern, basically why wasn't that gun properly Cared For ?!?
 
I remember when Johnny Quest came on once a week at night, prime time.

I remember getting my ass whipped if I talked back to my parents.

I remember when I would see,"please stand by" on TV every day and the station would shut down at 11:30 every night.

I remember when I could remember most things.
 
John Glenn orbiting the earth (Feb. 1962) I was 3.
By coincidence, on last night WCBS Channel 2 News (New York) there was a 30 second package celebrating the CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite going from 15 to 30 minutes. (Sept. 3, 1963) I can still see in my minds eye my father sitting on the sofa watching the broadcast. I was playing near by, a little nervous about starting Kindergarten the next day saying, I want to go than changing my mind saying, I don't want to go. Seems like a second ago.
Of course the assassination of JFK. The reaction of my mother when the Bulletin came across the air. Her reaction was very slow as she turned up the volume on the TV. Hard to believe this time around will be 50 years. Many other memories of that day and evening as well as Oswald's shooting.
P.S. not fully understanding the seriousness of events of that weekend, I liked plane (Air Force One) and the horses.
Perhaps the one moment that has stayed with me all these years was when Oswald was shot. My mom said to my father, "Irving, don't let them (my brother and me) watch that. My father, always being level headed said, "let them watch it. It's history." Two different ways at looking at reality.
 
I don't know where or when there were four-digit phone numbers, but there were exchanges. Phone numbers began with a word. You dialed the first two letters of the word. The song PEnnsylvania 6-5000 was long before my time; even then, obviously, the phone number was seven characters.

Long distance phone calls were expensive, so people kept them short.

I remember when ZIP codes were new. Tires had inner tubes. David Brinkley announced "A new word entered the dictionary today: 'laser.'" Apollo XI, with lousy B&W TV transmission from the moon. Then subsequent moon trips had much better color TV pictures. "The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC." My dad was always testing vacuum tubes from our TV to the supermarket to test them (we didn't have a sound system.) The TV would lose its vertical hooks, driving me nuts. Cigarettes were advertised on TV and radio. Most TV commercials were one minute. Movies were not shown on TV until five years after they were in the theaters. Drive-ins. Indoors, big curved movie screens. There were no stores devoted only to comic-books. When I inquired in hobby shops if they had the new Batman model kit, nobody knew who Batman was. Only telephones and some children's toys were made of plastic; I wondered why more real things weren't made of plastic. Door-to-door salesmen came unannounced. It was easy to return a glass soda bottle to the store for a deposit. Six-packs came in wooden crates. Drink cans were steel. They didn't have tabs. Then they had tabs that came all the way off.

Later, microwave ovens came out. Women talked about them at the supermarket, "Does the food get brown with those things?" My stepmom drove a long distance to buy a basic VCR on sale for only $400. The remote was corded. You had to tune a separate tiny knob for each station.

Hand signals. No right turn on a red light, except in California.

And so on.
 
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Thinking it was a Big Deal to go to the Drive-In on Sat nite.. Hotter'n' & Stickier than ****, but we were Stickining it to "The Man"..
 
Watching Captain Kangaroo in the mornings.

Slim delivered Clover milk to the house.

We had a party line phone.

The day JFK was killed and the evening MLK was killed.

Woolco was the big department store.

Dobie Gillis was a cool TV show.

Interstate 81 was being built (through what had been part of my parent's property).

The Who destroyed their instruments on the Smother's Brothers Show.

Grapette sodas came in those barbell shaped bottles.

Listening to "Are You Experienced?" as a youngster.
 
You could have a Rifle in yr car at school & most of the teachers wished they had one as nice as yours'..Having a Gun at school was cause for a Demonstration of how to take it apart & clean it..

lol good one and true

Plus If you went onto someones property without permission you could get shot with salt rock.:D
 
I recall 9 cent movies,5 cent cokes, penny candy and a cup of coffee being 5 cents. University tuition was $35/semester. But I was born when H Hoover was President.
 
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