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The worst remake/cover of a song

ProAc_Fan said:
I just know it has to suck because the kids at work think its fantastic.
Mike

lol Like Jacksons' "smooth criminal" redone by killer insane ant farm or whatever?

I started singing "Black Betty" once in front of a black friend - he got huffy and said it was racist. :scratch2:

How about Korns' remake of The Wall? :puke:

Pete
 
Tiffany's gonna be in "Playboy" ?!? OMIGAWD !!! Hold me back ! She was the kewlest, most totally awesome mallrat that ever was!!! I also thought her mama was hot as all get-out, too! This has made my day !!! Someone, please, shoot me now...<grin>-Sandy G.
 
Nick_the_'Nole said:
The cover Dave Matthews did of "Imagine" was pretty foul, although who was it... Eva Cassidy or someone(?) did a horrible one where she even misinterpreted the lyrics and changed them as well...

I once heard Dionne Warlock, er Warwick, destroy that song as well. :puke:
 
Dunno what a "sleestack" is, but if it something's that's WAY too impressed itself, & has LOTS of big, white teeth, yeah she does...-Sandy G.
 
Sandy G said:
Dunno what a "sleestack" is, but if it something's that's WAY too impressed itself, & has LOTS of big, white teeth, yeah she does...-Sandy G.

I haven't figured out how to post pictures yet or I'd show you one. Sleestak were the lizard creatures from the 70's kid's show "Land of the lost"
 
That's OK Fropiler, I get a mental image...Yeah, that's pretty much spot-on !! Did they wear bad wigs, too? <grin>-Sandy G.
 
Sandy G said:
Dunno what a "sleestack" is, but if it something's that's WAY too impressed itself, & has LOTS of big, white teeth, yeah she does...-Sandy G.

My new avatar is a sleestak.
 
fropiler said:
Doesn't she remind you of a sleestak?


No, she reminds me of Patrick Ewing. However, Bill Lambier, center for World Champion Detroit Pistons played a Sleestack in the 70's!!
 
Sandy G said:
Tiffany's gonna be in "Playboy" ?!? OMIGAWD !!! Hold me back ! She was the kewlest, most totally awesome mallrat that ever was!!! I also thought her mama was hot as all get-out, too! This has made my day !!! Someone, please, shoot me now...<grin>-Sandy G.

I thought Tiffany did that some time back. Just heard Debbie Gibson will step in front of the camera soon.

-Dave
 
Hangonagoddaminnit! Wasn't Ramjam doing a cover of LEADBELLY's "Black Betty" in the first place?

The Stones themselves did an acoustic country version of Honky Tonk Women on "Let It Bleed". I dig it.

Joan Jett was doing a cover of I Love Rock 'n Roll which I think was by the Arrows or something.

Every damn alleged song by Sean Combs that ever got airplay is practically a cover. It's like they said in the SNL / Mad TV (don't know which) parody of "Biography" on him, "he's like Wierd Al, only not funny".

How about Barely Man-enough's cover of Meatloaf's Jim Steinman tune "Read 'Em and Weep"? Talk about drowning in syrup.

OH OH OH!!!! Which one of the psuedo-country "Buy my CD because you want to poke me" tarts was it that massacred Big Brother's "Piece of my Heart"? ****, Sammy Hagar did that song better than that tease did, and he's like, a DUDE.

I love me a whole bunch of Deep Purple but their cover of Hey Joe could put a hummingbird into a coma.

Alan Jackson's version of the Mercury song has completely poisoned me from being able to listen to anything else he does. When he first came out with "Chatahootchie" I thought he was pretty decent but man, now ever time I hear ONE SYLLABLE of his voice I get reminded how much I DE-F$%^ING-TEST what he did to that Mercury song and I want to launch the radio out the window. And whoring his bemulleted mug out on an even more adulterated version in those F150 commercials did not exactly help. "Ahm CRAZY 'baht a Fowwerd treck". :puke:.

How about Poison's completely ballsless version of "Your Mama Don't Dance"? I admit they put on a good concert but their albums were always helium-filled Heavy McMetal.
 
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Speaking of pseudo-kuntry "Come on ya wanna lay me" tarts, didn't that gravel-throated Bonnie Tyler do a number on that Stevie Wonder song, "Livin' Just Enuff For the City"? "It's a Heartache", myass! -Sandy G.
 
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