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Worst. Movie. Ever.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is probably the worst I've ever rented, but I don't watch a lot of movies, so there are worse out there, I'm sure.
 
The classic of all times, Plan 9 from Outer Space. Bela Lugosi's last film apperance.

I see TNRabbit already chimed in with this one!
 
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With the possible exception of Leonard Part 6 & Plan 9 From Outer Space, most of the films you guys are talking about, don't even rate a blip on the bad movie radar. Granted some of them aren't great, but they pretty much do what they set out to do, and are a least workmanlike. True "worst movies ever" make things like Crank 2 look like frikkin' Shakespeare.

How 'bout Lazerblast or Anus Magillicutty? If you really wanna see a Worst. Movie. Ever. check out The Room.

Not enjoying a film is a far cry from making it a worst, ever. The only redeeming value in a truly bad film is laughing your ass off at how bad it is. Watch any or all of the linked films and you'll see what I mean.
 
The subject of "worst" movies is pointless, as there are so many of them, and there seems to be no bottom to the depths. I'm thinking of Blood Sisters, which my daughter and I started to watch, and got thru about five minutes of. We could go on forever, into B movies, C movies, D movies, and so on - are there "Z" movies? The industry has been scraping the bottom of the barrel so long, they're through the barrel, the floor under it, and are well into the sub-basements...
 
'The Happening'. Yeah I should have know given M.Night's previous efforts (although Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were pretty good) but with the cast I was expecting at least a decent film. Wow.....
 
Killer Clowns From Outer Space. Truly awful. Makes one want to take a red-hot poker to ones eyes. Terribly bad.
 
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For me it has to be "Last Man Standing" with Bruce Willis. I like Bruce Willis but that movie was the worst that I can remember when I saw it almost 15 years ago. Since then, I have yet to see one worse than that one but I haven't seen all the movies made since so I am sure there are some other real stinkers out there. Oh wait, "Waterworld" ranks up there as well.
 
MST3K did a hilarious riff of lazerblast, love those guys, they also riffed Manos, Hands of Fate, which they consider to be the worst movie they have ever riffed (thats saying something). Battlefield Earth has to be up there, and maybe Cemetary Man or Eraserhead, those are pretty much unwatchable. My personal worst movie ever would have to be Highlander II, The Quickening. That movie broke something inside me that still aint fixed, I get mad every time I even think about it :tears: just impossibly bad.
 
Two (alleged) comedies from 1982 come to mind, both stunningly unfunny:
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
Young Doctors In Love
 
"My Blue Heaven" with Rick Moranis and Steve Martin mailing it in. This is the last movie I walked out on before the end.
 
Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure

This is the worst sequel I have ever seen, by a huge margin.
 
How 'bout Lazerblast or Anus Magillicutty? If you really wanna see a Worst. Movie. Ever. check out The Room.

Not enjoying a film is a far cry from making it a worst, ever. The only redeeming value in a truly bad film is laughing your ass off at how bad it is. Watch any or all of the linked films and you'll see what I mean.

I was restricting my sections to movies I have viewed. I would never watch a movie titled " anus McGillicuddy", as I wod just assume it to be bad.
 
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For clarification Crank 2 is worst movie I've ever watched 11 beers into a 12 pack at 1 in the morning.... I kept watching it thinking it would redeem itself with One Good Scene but alas....

Just for kicks I just watched the original 1972 Last House On The Left..... My opinion is stuck at "Hmmmmmmmmm"......


Matt
 
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