Dad Jokes
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Dad: How do you spell icup?
Kid: i-c-u-p.
Dad: I beg your pardon!
Kid: i-c-u-p.
Dad: I beg your pardon!
Why was the report card underwater?
The grades were below c (sea) level.
The grades were below c (sea) level.
Where do you send your musically talented kids for the summer?
John Meloncamp
John Meloncamp
Did you hear about the poor newlyweds who got locked inside of a camera store overnight?
They died from over exposure.
They died from over exposure.
I gave up my new hobby collecting unsharpened pencils.
I found it pointless.
I found it pointless.
I am boycotting Velcro.
I find it a total ripoff.
I find it a total ripoff.
A chef ran out of herbs while the restaurant was extremely busy. It was bad thyming.
What is a "Dad joke"?
It's a joke that dads tell their young children who are too young for "adult" humor. Sort like the jokes in this thread.
Semanon
Super Member
Unsurprisingly, Wikipedia has an entry for that:
A dad joke is a joke, typically a pun, often presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but less often a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent or to intentionally provoke a negative "groaning" reaction to their overly simplistic humor.
I left the super glue next to my wife's lipstick. She hasn't spoken to me since.
gizzyman47
Addicted Member
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breath through that little thing?
How do you breath through that little thing?
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