What do you call a cow that gives no milk? An udder failure!
Dad Jokes
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Why are dad jokes like a favorite snack? Because they're pop corn!
Is it okay to ship a boomerang without a return address?
It won't need it.
What do you call a man injecting filler into his lips? Philip.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
What do you call a man in a cooking in a pot? Stew
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom? Warren
What do you call a man in the mailbox? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob
And his dog in the same ocean with no legs? Bob Barker
What do you call a man without a body, just a nose? Nobody nose.
What do you call a man lying down at your front door? Matt.
What do you call a man in a hole in the yard? Doug
What do you call a man in a small hole, Doug less
What do you call a man in a sink with a speech impediment? Dwayne.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a cafe with cups and saucers on his back? Trey.
What do you call a French man who fights cats? Claude.
What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art
Just his arms and legs hanging on the wall? Pieces of Art.
What if he also has no tongue? Tasteless Art
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on the beach? Sandy
When the tide comes in? Sandy Duncan.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs cooking on a grill? Patty
What do you call a woman on top of a church tower? Isabelle.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
What do you call a gal with only one leg? Eileen.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
What do you call a man in a cooking in a pot? Stew
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom? Warren
What do you call a man in the mailbox? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob
And his dog in the same ocean with no legs? Bob Barker
What do you call a man without a body, just a nose? Nobody nose.
What do you call a man lying down at your front door? Matt.
What do you call a man in a hole in the yard? Doug
What do you call a man in a small hole, Doug less
What do you call a man in a sink with a speech impediment? Dwayne.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a cafe with cups and saucers on his back? Trey.
What do you call a French man who fights cats? Claude.
What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art
Just his arms and legs hanging on the wall? Pieces of Art.
What if he also has no tongue? Tasteless Art
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs on the beach? Sandy
When the tide comes in? Sandy Duncan.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs cooking on a grill? Patty
What do you call a woman on top of a church tower? Isabelle.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
What do you call a gal with only one leg? Eileen.
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Pio1980
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We really need an eyeroll reply emoji.
audiotemp
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Semanon
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To complete your set:
What do you call a man and a woman without arms and legs floating down a river? Flo and Eddie
Semanon
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That’s like the Dad joke gold medal.
audiotemp
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usedto
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Dad joke?
Billy Bob goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, I think I'm going to marry Betty Lou." His dad says, "You better not - she might be your sister."
A few months later, he says, "I've decided to marry Shirley." Again, Pa says, "She might be your sister, too."
Six months go by, and Billy Bob says, "I've decided to marry Ellie Jo." Again, Pa says, "'Nope - she might be your sister, too."
Totally disgusted, Billy Bob is sitting on the front porch when Ma comes out and asks, "What;s wrong?"
Billy Bob says, "I wanted to marry Betty Lou, Shirley, or Ellie Jo, but Pa says they might be my sister!"
Ma laughs and says, "You go ahead and marry any one of them - Pa ain't your dad!!!"
Billy Bob goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, I think I'm going to marry Betty Lou." His dad says, "You better not - she might be your sister."
A few months later, he says, "I've decided to marry Shirley." Again, Pa says, "She might be your sister, too."
Six months go by, and Billy Bob says, "I've decided to marry Ellie Jo." Again, Pa says, "'Nope - she might be your sister, too."
Totally disgusted, Billy Bob is sitting on the front porch when Ma comes out and asks, "What;s wrong?"
Billy Bob says, "I wanted to marry Betty Lou, Shirley, or Ellie Jo, but Pa says they might be my sister!"
Ma laughs and says, "You go ahead and marry any one of them - Pa ain't your dad!!!"
A sore throat can include laryngitis, but that goes without saying.
Why can’t a t Rex clap it’s hands ?
they are all dead.
they are all dead.
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