Dad Jokes

[old_tv_nut]

Teacher said my grammar is atrocious. I said "have you seen my Grampa?"

 

[2526]

When I was a kid and we took a car trip, my dad would point out a cemetary and say, “Look, a marble farm”.

Also, at rest stops, he’d say, “Pit stop, everybody take a pit!”.

 

[jcamero]

Tomorrow night is the Autopsy Clubs monthly meeting, it's open mike night.

 

[WillVT]

Here's one I made up the other night while cooking.

What do you call a fortune teller who only talks about grilled meat?

A seer.

 

[JSanders2056]

What do you call a boat laying on the bottom of a lake, twitching?
A nervous wreck

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

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A few dad jokes!

 

[Pio1980]

What is a "Dad joke"?

Bad joke, aka 'lame".

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Bad joke, aka 'lame".

Actually, most of them are very amusing.

 

[Pio1980]

Actually, most of them are very amusing.

I find many lame jokes amusing for their lameness.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I find many lame jokes amusing for their lameness.

Fair enough.

 

[old_tv_nut]

My health is generally OK. Some laryngitis, but I can't complain.

 

[geespot]

Why does the Norweigen navy have barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian in.

 

[Pio1980]

Why do farts stink?
So deaf folks can enjoy them too.

 

[Mr.Jim]

If your American what you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when in the bathroom?



Euro peeing

 

[highvoltage_]

If an egret returns, is it a regret?

 

[Jody Thornton]

Why do ghosts like to frequent drinking establishments?
Turns out, they're just going for the boooos!

 

[Jody Thornton]

Did you know that scientists say rubbing Ketchup in your eyes can vastly improve vision?
I tired it ... now, I have Heinz Sight.

 

[Jody Thornton]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!

 

[audiotemp]

Euro peeing

Potty humor NOT my favorite.

But it is a SOLID NUMBER TWO!

 

[bruno80918]

Where are dad jokes stored?
in a dada bank,