I was an Ugly Kid, Ugly Kid, I tellya...When I was a kid, my old man wanted to shave my ass & teach me to walk backwards...Ugly kid, I tell ya...When I was a kid, they only let me have the negatives from my school pictures...That was another thing...I went to a TOUGH school... TOUGH, I tell ya. The only school in the country that the newspaper had an Obituary column innit...Tough school...Once, the Physics teacher asked this one kid to demonstrate the law of gravity...the kid tossed him outta the window...tough school...