Worst album covers thread ?

[Pio1980]

no way

It's probably as real as this.

Mona Feldman.

 

[Mystic]

It's probably as real as this.
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Marty Feldman's debut EP. Great stuff!(?)

 

[harman/kardon]

"All Audio, No Attitude"

And No Album-Covers Threads.

My opinion is that if we all take ourselves not too serious - a thread like this could be an entertaining fun.

 

[harman/kardon]

With apologies to Chris (@HarmanKardon), who likes this cat, Heino cover art is usually a hoot:
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A good example of self-mockery: Heino's "Mit freundlichen Grüssen" album, covering German Rock and Pop tunes (2016). He was 77 years old back then.

 

[DaveVoorhis]

My opinion is that if we all take ourselves not too serious - this thread could be an entertaining fun.

How DARE YOU suggest that PRODUCTS and EMISSIONS of the ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS are anything less than THE most SERIOUS and IMPORTANT thing EVER?!??!11?!

Music isn't ENTERTAINMENT, it's... it's... it's....!!!!11!!!

... . ..Seethe... . ..

 

[harman/kardon]

Music is like oxygen. I got your point.

 

[Mystic]

Here's another of Metaldom's less brilliant bits of cover artwork. The album (an EP) is friggin' good, but the cover illustration, mmm, a bit clunky (IMO):

 

[Mystic]

How DARE YOU suggest that PRODUCTS and EMISSIONS of the ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS are anything less than THE most SERIOUS and IMPORTANT thing EVER?!??!11?!

Music isn't ENTERTAINMENT, it's... it's... it's....!!!!11!!!

... . ..Seethe... . ..

Seriously... are we taking things too seriously? Again? Sheesh!

 

[Mystic]

A good example of self-mockery: Heino's "Mit freundlichen Grüssen" album, covering German Rock and Pop tunes (2016). He was 77 years old back then.

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That's brilliant (I mean it)! Chris, you gotta post that one up @ Delmarva's "Show Us Your Skulls" cover art thread (Music Forums).

 

[Mystic]

A good example of self-mockery: Heino's "Mit freundlichen Grüssen" album, covering German Rock and Pop tunes (2016). He was 77 years old back then.

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Did Heino cover "Scorpions" or "Jane" or "Frumpy" or similar @ this outing? Lol

P.S. Hearing him do Rammstein, Grave Digger, Kreator, or even Accept would be a gas.

 

[DaveVoorhis]

Seriously...

In my case, never.

 

[Johnny B]

I don’t know about that other one, but this one is real for sure.

 

[Johnny B]

I love this album, but the cover? Oof.

 

[Johnny B]

Yes, that Pantera. Though this has nothing on their first album.

 

[cpt_paranoia]

I don’t know about that other one, but this one is real for sure.

An early #MeToo...?

 

[Yuaaaaaaaaan]

ELP, Love Beach

 

[bobsvinyl]

I had a thread going a few years ago, but it vanished. There are an incredible number of bizarre album covers out there. I'll try to find some to post.

 

[Johnny B]

An early #MeToo...?

That was the vibe I got off it. That’s why I bought it. It was too creepy to not bring home.

 

[Johnno_Oz]

This one won a recent Australian Record Store Day, "Show us your weirdest album" competition.

There were some real doozies.

 

[Auto Analog]

We should have a Worst thread- thread, I’d start it by posting all the threads that start with Worst and Best in the title.